Dear god this parachute is a knapsack!

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"I'm Not Great At The Advice... Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment?"

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"Okay, You Have To Stop The Q-Tip When There Is Resistance."

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"Hey, Come On, I Say More Dumb Things Before 9 A.M. Than Most People Say All Day."

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"I’m Chandler; I Make Jokes When I’m Uncomfortable."

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"I’m Sorry We, We Don’t Have Your Sheep."

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"Well, Maybe He Was Nervous."

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"I'm Hopeless And Awkward And Desperate For Love!"

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Until the age of 25, i thought the only response to "i love you" was "oh crap"

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Yes, and I get my ya yas from ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

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"The Fifth Dentist Caved And Now They’re All Recommending Trident?"

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Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

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"Gum Would Be Perfection."

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All right, i took the quiz and it turns out i do put career before men

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"Dear God! This Parachute Is A Knapsack!"

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FRIENDS: Guess The Season From Chandler's Dialogue.
We Swallow our fellings. Even if means we are unhappy forever. Sound good?
Well at least you know something.
Congratulations, you truly know more about Mr Bing than anyone else.