These are the people who never get cancer. They're happy with what they have, they're basically content, like ... cows.

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Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?

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The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.

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If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!

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You threw my sandwich away?

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And remember, if I'm harsh with you, it's only because you're doing it wrong.

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Welcome to the real world. It sucks.

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You can’t just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?

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When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.

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One day, kids will wonder who'd win in a fight: me or Superman.

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FRIENDS Quiz: Who Said This Dialogue?
Your watching the show is a MOO point!!
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